What does urban dictionary say about your city or state?
Question by jσαnnα☮: What does urban dictionary say about your city or state?
Mine:
The largest city in Kentucky, with 700,000 people and another million or so in the surrounding suburbs. You know that you’re from Louisville if any of the following apply to you:
*You pronounce the name of your city different than anyone else you’ve heard.
*You think the rest of the people in Kentucky sound like hicks.
*When you think “Kentucky” you don’t automatically think horse racing or fried chicken.
*You make an emergency run to Kroger for bread and milk at the first sighting of a snowflake.
*You’ve lived here for years and know the place like the back of your hand, yet somehow you get hopelessly lost each time you attempt a shortcut through a park.
*You hold up traffic to let a motorist you don’t know into your lane.
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Murder capital of the good U.S.A
Gary yessir.
~Omg its a ninja!~
September 14, 2012 at 5:08 pm
God’s City, pure and simple
If God were to specify his birth place on his CV, he would say Sh*******.
LOL Bullshlt.
hanna who? #2
September 14, 2012 at 6:05 pm
* Home of the late Johnny Cash and birthplace of Arnold Schwarzenegger. A land of milk and honey where the air smells like lollypops and 90% of residents urniate potable, premium flavored coffee.
* A medium sized city known for being the home of country music. The people of Nashville are stereotyped to be rednecks whom speak with a twang and listen to Tim McGraw all day, when in fact, it’s a diverse city, with much more to do than attending Fan Fare (i.e. good local rock bands, clubs, world class art museum, & theatre).
* The site of Fort Nashborough on the Cumberland River in north-central Tennessee. The Tennessee state capital and county seat to Davidson County, the 2nd largest in the state with about 570,000 residents. Known as “Music City, USA” it was the former capital to the recording of Country and Western Music, Bluegrass and Southern Gospel Music before the industry went to greener pastures in Branson, Missouri. It is still home to the Grand Ole Opery. It has more churches than almost any other city and is the headquarters to the Southern Baptist Convention, the world’s largest Protestant denomination. Its largest industry is actually services and healthcare. Nashville is the home to former President Andrew Jackson, former Vice President Al Gore and actress Reese Witherspoon.
* AKA Nashvegas/Cashville. Nashville is made out to be the country music capital, complete with cowboy hat sporting rednecks and honkytonk saloons. In reality Nashville is a pretty diverse and overall fun place to be. There’s plenty of bars around town that play anything but mainstream country. You can catch amazing Bluegrass/Rock/electro and be blown away. It’s home to mad bluesman Jack White and his infamous Third Man Records HQ. There are plenty of cool record stores (Grimey’s, Phonolux, Great Escape) and smokey coffee shops (Bongo Java, Frothy Monkey and the ultimate indie Cafe Coco). Burgeoning hipster-mecca East Nashville is full of fun and entertainment on any given night. There are several universities such as ivy-leaguey Vanderbilt, Christian/Stoner Belmont, and stuckup prepville Libscomb, to name a few. Nashville is pretty much weed capitol of the south, and has it’s fare share of meth-heads as well. Independent movie theatre the Belcourt has it’s fair share of Rocky Horror screenings and Hitchcock festivals and the Frist center is a fantastic art museum.
* The state capital of Tennesse and its 2nd largest city. Music City, USA. Country Music Capital of the World. Home to the Grand ‘Ole Opry. Nashville is probably best known as the center of the production of music, especially crappy Country/Western music. Nashville is currently constructing what will be the tallest building in the South and the tallest in the U.S. outside New York and Chicago. Nashville, the city with America’s tallest building outside New York and Chicago? Yes. Whoda’ thunk it?
* A tiny-as-hell, boring-as-fuck tourist town located in the middle of nowhere in southern Indiana. Often mistaken for the capitol of Tennessee when used in conversation.
* Site of the birth -and death – of Country Music.
Ryan
September 14, 2012 at 6:43 pm
Detroit – A city that a bunch of people talk and complain about but without ever stepping inside the city limits or even coming within 50 miles of its border. 2.Contrary to popular belief, there are nice parts, but perpetuating stereotypes is better than talking about the good that resides there, huh? 3.Where everyone who’s from Michigan says they’re from when somebody asks them where they live. 4.Best water in the world.
Tink
September 14, 2012 at 7:21 pm
a n***** infested, piece of s*** city that lies in “the heart” of Georgia.
HAHAHAHA, it’s true.
taylor. ♥
September 14, 2012 at 8:15 pm
A coastal city in southern Florida where everything costs way more than it is actually worth. Take, for example, a simple hamburger: $ 12. It is a strange city, where on one side of the street you have $ 4 million homes, but on the other side, you have families that are on welfare. The city is mostly populated by 50 yr old yuppesters dating 20 yr old women. Also contains quite a few emo kids and preps. This is an expensive mecca where you can blow your live savings on a single store. Nothing good to do around here, except to smoke weed or blow you goddamn head off. Yet, it is fun to make fun of the metrosexuals we have. Them and their queer pink shirt…I just need a gun to cure those bastards..
Steve Irwin: Here we spot a jew in his natural habitat, west palm beach!
The Red Head
September 14, 2012 at 8:51 pm
Ha…there’s a whole bunch. Here are just a few:
(Boston)
~~A popular nomenclature, first coined by the people of Massachusetts to describe a colossal labyrinth of seemingly unnavigable streets and causeways.
~~A city so freakin’ sweet that its basically the capital of not just Massachusetts but Maine, NH, Vermont, Conn. , & Rhode Island. Those people don’t bother getting their own sports teams, because they don’t really need or want to. What’s the capital of Vermont anyway? Boston thats what.
When the pats lose…we riot & burn flipped-over cars.
When the pats win…we riot & burn flipped-over cars.
~~A really cool city in Massachusetts.
Correcting some common Boston misconceptions:
The Red Sox are awesome. Don’t try to deny it.
The Patriots did not CHEAT their way to 3 Superbowl Titles.
Not everybody has an accent. And the people who do don’t all have the same accent. There are multiple Boston accents, and they all sound totally differnt.
You can not park your goddamn car in Harvard Yard! Stop asking!
It is REALLY annoying to constantly be quacked at by the Duck Tours… but if you actually go on one you secretly decide that they’re kind of fun.
We do not go to Cheers. And nobody will know your name there- the theme song lies.
Milkshakes are NOT the same thing as frappes. Frappes have ice cream, milkshakes do not. for some reason people are really confused about this one.
My thumb is bigger than yours
September 14, 2012 at 9:12 pm