How do I get a zombie to eat regular food?
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Question by Michael Jackson Fan Girl♫: How do I get a zombie to eat regular food?
I found this zombie in my backyard and he keeps trying to attack me and my family. I want to take a non-violent approach. How do I get him to eat people food without him eating people?
Oh, you people are no fun!
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12 Responses to How do I get a zombie to eat regular food?
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throw a piece of pizza at him, he will get the hint~
Bon Bon
July 16, 2013 at 12:52 am
Food+Drink
Carlton Bank™2 FTW
July 16, 2013 at 1:49 am
bum him
Dany Bfd
July 16, 2013 at 2:34 am
watching Thriller too much!
2525
July 16, 2013 at 2:35 am
shoot yeself
CloUDmAker
July 16, 2013 at 3:23 am
Try to get him to be a vegetarian..Give him a salad and see what he thinks( he will prlly hate it at first) get a spray bottle so when he trys to eat you spray him (works on my cat) Give him a Mcdonalds burger and he will LOVE salad (because Mcdonalds is so gross) Or you may have to get him put down 🙁
Sydney Stahl
July 16, 2013 at 3:35 am
omg i have a pet zombie to! his name is Kyo 🙂 he loves to eat meat that is raw and chicken nuggets, the first night home her ate my pet werewolf lol. jk
CuteAnimeGirl
July 16, 2013 at 4:33 am
STEP ASIDE!
This is my area of expertise.
I read the Zombie Survival Guide for novel study, then ate it for breakfast.
Not really, I had red vines.
What were we talking about again?
Oh yeah.
Toss him your hamster.
Bellatrix Lestrange *Black Family Tree**SUSPENDED*
July 16, 2013 at 5:15 am
Tie him up to a cow, sooner or later he’s gonna get hungry. And bam! You have a zombie that likes steak……very raw steak.
I AM TEACHER!!!
July 16, 2013 at 6:01 am
Pretend like he’s just a very violent baby and it needs to learn the basics and also try to calm him down.
Kaz
July 16, 2013 at 6:20 am
Sit him down and have a nice calm chat with him and tell him this is the way it has to be. Either you eat the people food or we kill you. And let the zombie choose it’s path.
Michael Jackson's Pretty Young Thang
July 16, 2013 at 6:41 am
you need to feed him a live land tortoise as a sacrifice.
blkfish92
July 16, 2013 at 7:31 am