Can you help me think of offbeat or funny ways to commit suicide?

March 13, 2014 | Filed under: Bees | Posted by:

Question by Reprobate Knucklehead: Can you help me think of offbeat or funny ways to commit suicide?
I’m trying to think of novel ways to commit suicide for something I’m writing.

Help me think of offbeat and funny ways to do yourself in.

For example if I were to jump over a counter at Mc Donalds and push the worker frying the french fries out of the way so I could submerge my head in the boiling hot fat, or if I were to intentionally cut myself in half with a chainsaw.

Help?

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3 Responses to Can you help me think of offbeat or funny ways to commit suicide?

  1. You could play on the character’s allergies..like someone who is allergic to bees going into a bee farm without the suit and raising hell

    wadulisi
    March 13, 2014 at 5:25 am
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  2. You could go to a day long three stooges festival and die laughing.

    Mike
    March 13, 2014 at 5:26 am
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  3. Suicide by cop comes to mind. Any way to provoke someone who normally wouldn’t kill you to kill you, thus traumatizing them.

    Chase
    March 13, 2014 at 5:30 am
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