Would you become a stripper if you spelled “Atheist” wrong?

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Question by Firefly: Would you become a stripper if you spelled “Atheist” wrong?
I have seen the light! I’m so sorry if I offended any Atheists with my stripper like spelling. I have finally realized that becoming the winner of the international spelling bee is not my goal in life. Instead I have dedicated my life to bring smiles to peoples faces!

Lap dances for everyone!

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9 Responses to Would you become a stripper if you spelled “Atheist” wrong?

  1. ***Frantically raising hand***
    Pick me! Pick me!

    32Toes
    August 28, 2013 at 2:06 pm
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  2. I do not understand what you speak.

    theflynnmom
    August 28, 2013 at 2:41 pm
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  3. What

    Beguiled
    August 28, 2013 at 2:59 pm
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  4. Go for it.

    G-Lo
    August 28, 2013 at 3:04 pm
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  5. I will be right back, I have to go to the ATM real quick.

    Lannie K
    August 28, 2013 at 3:15 pm
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  6. You know what it is, it just shows incredible laziness.

    People babble on paragraph after paragraph, copy/pasting all their myths and legends, trying desperately to seem rational whilst at the same time espousing invisible beings watching their every move, but they just don’t have the sense their god gave them to click ‘check spelling’.

    I give up.

    EvolvedKW
    August 28, 2013 at 3:43 pm
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  7. Here here!

    Towelieban Barbie
    August 28, 2013 at 4:01 pm
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  8. i will think very care fully may be.

    jaswinder
    August 28, 2013 at 4:20 pm
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  9. Is that all it takes? A few misspelled words? Not that I have any problem with strippers; I have several friends who are strippers AND can spell.

    I have to say though, on Y!A the only indication we have of someones ACTUAL age/maturity is there writing competence.
    Any more then a few obvious errors would start to look like the person was a child, and I am not a pedophile.

    the Neutral Christ
    August 28, 2013 at 5:12 pm
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