My urban neighbor just acquired a very loud and culturally proud rooster. How should my outrage manifest?
Question by I’m so, so sorry: My urban neighbor just acquired a very loud and culturally proud rooster. How should my outrage manifest?
Should I march over to my neighbor’s house and demand an early Thanksgiving?
Should I make a Youtube videos after I haz cheeseburgers?
And what should I wear for this event?
Red for flipping my sh*t?
Or a nice, somber black to project a stately attitude of moral superiority?
I know I’m supposed to freak out over every interesting thing that happens in life, but I’m just not sure how.
(Seriously, though, I live in a city, and there’s a rooster in the neighborhood that’s been cockadoodledooing for about two minutes, and I’ve been having myself a good LoL)
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9 Responses to My urban neighbor just acquired a very loud and culturally proud rooster. How should my outrage manifest?
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Sure. You do that. Wear a tuxedo and undies. That would make you look professional.
The Rational Thinker
February 20, 2013 at 7:29 am
I’d contact the council, make a complaint and see what happens.
Noland
February 20, 2013 at 8:25 am
Wring its scrawny neck.
Smiffy
February 20, 2013 at 8:39 am
self immolation would be completely appropriate. No one would criticize you
Made from embryonic stem cells
February 20, 2013 at 8:50 am
Post screeds online.
Gasbag Jones
February 20, 2013 at 9:48 am
roosters are deeeelicious!
catania
February 20, 2013 at 9:54 am
Ah, yes Urban Roosters. Some of our newest citizens from Somalia seem to like them, too. It’s all part of the great tapestry of urban life in multicultural America. Ya gotta love it!
William
February 20, 2013 at 10:52 am
Invite your neighbor over for some chicken cacciatore.
Say: “Next time we’ll have it at your place — unless you would rather make some Rooster Newburg!”
David N
February 20, 2013 at 11:01 am
Start looking up chicken fricassee recipes. Roosters are tough and need to be cooked a long time.
Ray J
February 20, 2013 at 11:28 am