How do you kill a chicken?
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Question by John M: How do you kill a chicken?
Recently there has been a wild chicken in my backyard and it has killed my dog and my cat. Please help me tell me how to kill it without getting injured.
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shoot it smart one!!!
millionlilacs
December 9, 2012 at 9:27 pm
Shoot the damn thing.
amandalynnesmith19
December 9, 2012 at 9:34 pm
use a flamethrower, then you can eat it afterwards
Ryan
December 9, 2012 at 10:09 pm
Thick leather gloves – grab it by the neck and swing it over your head.
Or you could shoot it.
BRADY
December 9, 2012 at 11:06 pm
Whack it’s head off
Joey
December 9, 2012 at 11:20 pm
Grab it by the neck and swing it around like a lasso until the neck breaks.
krisx42
December 10, 2012 at 12:10 am
Ring its neck.
Or you could call the cops, or animal controll and they will come to your house and catch the chicken and bring it to a farm.
Rocker Chick
December 10, 2012 at 12:59 am
a chicken killed your dog and cat?…thats one bad ass chicken…
profusler
December 10, 2012 at 1:29 am
put clening fluid in a bowl of chicken feed and let him dig in lol
will
December 10, 2012 at 2:21 am
YOU CHOKE IT!
jmorris48042
December 10, 2012 at 2:28 am
You chop its head off…really…thats how they do it in the country…otherwise…you could maybe shoot it…I have no idea
Jessica :)
December 10, 2012 at 2:40 am
The usual way to kill a chicken is to wring it’s neck. If you have a “wild” chicken, then go to a twelve gauge shotgun.
Garacaius
December 10, 2012 at 3:12 am
you dont
Rachel R
December 10, 2012 at 4:02 am
That was the most RAnDom comment i think i’ve heard on here!
hahaha!
those crazy chickens!
E
December 10, 2012 at 4:04 am
first of all, HOW DID A CHICKEN KILL UR DOG AND CAT!
second uv all, if that is true, that is teribl
third, call sumone els tu kill it
sorry about ur pets, if its tru
jblackbelt1
December 10, 2012 at 4:36 am
FIRST OF ALL WHAT THE H*LL IT KILLED DOG AND CAT?? And you can just feed it posin or call animal control
Sysilia
December 10, 2012 at 5:34 am
That’s one hell of a chicken. Shotgun should do it though! Cluck cluck!!! Here Chick chick chick….POW!!!
Boof
December 10, 2012 at 5:51 am
i don’t know, but if you cut off it’s head the chicken can stay alive for hours
ang
December 10, 2012 at 5:53 am
Seriously? You have to catch it and cut it’s head off, but you should hold it upside down afterwards unless you want to see it run around headless.
Here In LaLA
December 10, 2012 at 6:03 am
early in the morn when it’s sleeping grab it and slap its neck across a log and chop it’s head off, that’s how we used to do it
salute222000
December 10, 2012 at 6:52 am
you wring it’s neck
tracy k
December 10, 2012 at 7:50 am
Are you kidding? If you live outside the city limits shoot him. If you live within the city limits call the animal control if they don’t want him take a bat to him and beat his brains out or poison him.
Archie
December 10, 2012 at 8:03 am
LOL are you sure it is a chicken? You kill a chicken by grabbing it put a pillow case over its head grab it by the neck and swing it around a couple of times……put it down it will run around and fall over dead. If your gonna eat it have some boiling water ready dip it in pull it back out quickly run your hand down it and the feathers will come off, cut off the head and gut it. again ARE YOU SURE IT IS A CHICKEN?
smoothazhoney
December 10, 2012 at 8:08 am
Call Animal Control in your area. They deal with strays. Do not kill it.
P.S. Must be a pretty BIG CHICKEN!!!
http://www.corsonh.com/images/photo/photos/roadsidecurios/29%20One%20big%20Chicken%20CaveCty%20KY.jpg
MikeDot3s
December 10, 2012 at 9:06 am
I wanna see a pic of this “wild chicken” that can kill a dog or a cat. ,,, otherwise don’t kill it…call animal control.
kiya12bc
December 10, 2012 at 10:00 am
if it really did kill MY pets, i would have killed that chicken along time ago, and i wuldnt care if i got injured. but thats just me:)
try sling shot with a lot of big rocks.. my cousin hurt a pigeon doing that.
j.
December 10, 2012 at 10:40 am
ROTFLOL!!!!!!! Chicken of a chicken?! What kind of dog did it kill? Or cat? Dogs and cats are good chicken killers. Never heard of it the other way around. But call your local animal control.
Jane D
December 10, 2012 at 10:50 am
chop its head off or shoot it or throw a knife at it
or call animal control they’ll round him up for ya
Jade Lee
December 10, 2012 at 11:45 am
I hope it was a chihuahua and not a pitbull or something; I have a hard time believing a chicken could even kill a cat. But if this is the case, and it was a pitbull, etc. I would recommend a 30-06 rifle with loooong distance scope. That’s a hell of a bird. Please don’t shoot big bird by mistake– that would really upset the kids…
Rupert H
December 10, 2012 at 12:39 pm
How in the world do you kill something without injuring it?
luvinchurch
December 10, 2012 at 12:55 pm
I’m having the same problem with a viscous, monster chicken in my neighborhood.
landwish
December 10, 2012 at 1:47 pm
i say bite its head off!!!!!!
shelby M
December 10, 2012 at 2:21 pm
get a trap like one of those traps that catches racoons and other small amimals. Then poisen it. or you could set some food out and put some rat poisen in it
Melissa T
December 10, 2012 at 2:45 pm
in my home country of Bolivia we just nuke the little buggers!!
aleins exist!
December 10, 2012 at 3:44 pm